Jason Hamilton is a writer and comedian from the Bay Area, California, USA.

The least interesting thing about him is he is Black and Japanese.

The most boring thing about him is that he assumes you are here either to subscribe to his comedy or book him to do comedy. (In either case, thank you!)

You are the reason he is not a stockbroker.

You are also the reason he is not a broke stalker.

You are all his reasons.